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(1995)/18-Buggley Eyes.rtf 97. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/01-Hobophobic [Scared Of Bums].rtf 98. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/02-Philthy Phil Philantropist.rtf 99. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/03-Freedom Lika Shoping Cart.rtf 100. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/04-Bleeding Heart Disease.rtf 101. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/05-Hot Dog In A Hallway.rtf 102. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/06-Release The Hostages.rtf 103. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/07-Liza.rtf 104. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/08-What's The Matter With Kids Today.rtf 105. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/09-Love Story.rtf 106. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/10-The Black And White.rtf 107. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/11-Whatever Didi Wants.rtf 108. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/12-August 8th.rtf 109. /Text/09-Heavy Petting Zoo (1996)/13-Drop The World.rtf 110. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/01-It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite.rtf 111. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/02-Kids Of The K-hole.rtf 112. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/03-Murder The Government.rtf 113. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/04-Monosyllabic Girl.rtf 114. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/05-180 Degrees.rtf 115. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/06-All His Suits Are Torn.rtf 116. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/07-All Outta Angst.rtf 117. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/08-I'm Telling Tim.rtf 118. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/10-Dad's Bad News.rtf 119. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/11-Kill Rock Stars.rtf 120. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/12-Eat The Meek.rtf 121. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/13-The Desperation's Gone.rtf 122. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/15-Quart In Session.rtf 123. /Text/10-So Long And Thank's For All The Shoes (1997)/16-Falling In Love.rtf 124. /Text/11-The Decline (1999)/01-The Decline.rtf 125. /Text/12-Bottles To The Ground (2000)/01-Bottles To The Ground.rtf 126. /Text/12-Bottles To The Ground (2000)/04-Dinosaurs Will Die.rtf 127. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/02-Take Two Placebos & Call Me Lame.rtf 128. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/03-What's The Matter With Parents Today.rtf 129. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/04-Dinosaurs Will Die.rtf 130. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/05-Thank God It's Monday.rtf 131. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/06-Clams Have Feelings Too.rtf 132. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/07-Louise.rtf 133. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/08-Stranger Than Fishin.rtf 134. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/09-Pharmacist's Daughter.rtf 135. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/10-Bottles To The Ground.rtf 136. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/11-Total Bummer.rtf 137. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/12-My Vagina.rtf 138. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/13-Herojuana.rtf 139. /Text/13-Pump Up The Valuum (2000)/14-Theme From A NoFX Album.rtf 140. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/01-Fun Things To Fuck [If You're A Winner].rtf 141. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/02-Juice Head.rtf 142. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/03-Three On Speed.rtf 143. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/04-New Happy Birthday Song.rtf 144. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/05-Talking 'Bout Yo Mamma.rtf 145. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/06-Party Enema.rtf 146. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/07-Can't Get The Stink Out.rtf 147. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/08-Go To Work Wasted.rtf 148. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/09-Fuck Da Kids.rtf 149. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/10-Whoa On The Whoas.rtf 150. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/11-Three Shits To The Wind.rtf 151. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/12-Puke On Cops.rtf 152. /Text/14-Surfer (2001)/13-I Gotta Pee.rtf 153. /Text/16-45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough... 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CD2 (2002)/11-Puke On Cops.rtf 164. /Text/16-45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough... CD2 (2002)/12-I Gotta Pee.rtf | Gonna find some girls tonight My friday night has washed away We don't care, cause we're in a gang Parties that we go end up in a bang Hit It Hold It Back You tell me you don't like the taste One night, I fell asleep a man dressed in black in front of me Black Sabbath Has he lost his mind? Shitting Bricks Never thought it could happen to me Why can't I do what I want Why must I do what my parents want? Lager In The Dark Lager in the Dark (x5) We dont like him, Hes such a dick Sitting by yourself again No friends are near Lies, always the end oh, can't comprehend what Get me we got a war and your not at all open anymore Shutup Already "affection not dissection" Don't even try to tell us what we can and cannot say Here Comes The Neighborhood I've got to get out of I've got Why do i keep scratching scratching my balls Sloppy English i play pool cause i'm no fool You Put You Chocolate you put your chocolate in my peanut butter! My name is mister jones i get inside your bones Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo i don't want tofu If i want some beer i don't want to hear You fight for peace, but where's the war what the fuck are doing this for I live In a cake I live in a cake Sitting by yourself again no friends are near Its that time of the month again, your bitching Truck Stop Blues a truck stop in kansas I trusted you at least I thought I could I tried to believe when you said Five Feet Under 5 feet under, he's got one foot in the grave Professional Crastination Can't u see how easy it becomes Don't ever take away from me my pornography We obviously don't agree on what's obscene S&m Airlines I went to the airport, but I missed my flight Drug Free America We belive in a drug free amerika Life O'riley I sit in my easy chair You Drink You Drive You Spill I say don't drink and drive Jaundiced Eye Black is beatiful, white is so pure Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna go Then I think of all the things that I don't wanna do Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes In the morning I awake I feel my bladder about to break Food, Sex & Ewe I'd rather have a bottle in front of me Just The Flu Looking back to the past predictions of the end Get out of my way Can't you see I'm from L. A.? Something is lacking, I'm not attracting My boobs are not as big as I want them to be Cheese/Where's My Slice It's been a long time Together On The Sand Together on the sand, we walked hand in hand You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Brain Constipation Somebody hear me, somebody listen to me Gonoherpasyphlaids Sitting in a room waiting for some news I don't Want You Around Jenny, so many times I tried to get away Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenaline pumping through your veins? The Death Of John Smith I've got respect from the community The Longest Line In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light She once told me not to listen Find the answers, intuition Wasting your life on the sidewalk When you can be out on the street, dodging cars Kill All The White Man The white man call himself civilized Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black Stickin' in my Eye When I look 'round, I only see outta one eye Fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded You're Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing Liza and Louise Liza's had enough of men Endless evenings of non-exist Are getting shorter, monotonous Please Play This Song On The Radio We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't wait Another wasted line I wanna Be Your Baby Open your self, let me inside Johnny Appleseed Through word of mouth let it be known A blackened wick is what remains The flame was blown out just recently Buggley Eyes Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek Possessions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy Leave It Alone Breath ever soft Rationalize values it's so easy to succeed Keeping your eyes on the prize excess It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the fun It's a plan, a scam, a diagram Dont Call Me White Don't call me white (4x) Perfect Government Even if it's easy to be free Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz Goin' out to terrorize goyem Dying Degree Dresser drawers are filled with pocket change My father used to say You sleep with dogs the next day Lori Meyers used to live upstairs Our parents had been friends years Jeff Wears Birkenstocks Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sit Crazier than gg, yet more pc than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny He's just a man getting through life the best he can He's a not a scientist, he programs a computer Reeko, try to understand, it really is that bad It won't just go away, the party's over Scavenger Type Gigin alone at the bottom of the hill Possessions never meant anything to me I'm not crazy You're Bleeding You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thing Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes Crazier than gg, yet more pc than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Fifteen years getting loaded Fifteen years 'till his liver exploded Life O' Riley I sit in my easy chair You Drink, You Drive, You Spil I say don't drink and drive Get out of my way Can't you see I'm from L. 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Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circles Beneath my eyes are bluish black Kill All The White Man The white man call himself civilized If I want some beer I don't want to hear Together On The Sand Together on the sand, we walked hand in hand You can't believe the things you see and read The Soviet threat Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manashevitz Goin' out to terrorize goyem Buggley Eyes Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo Derek Hobophobic [Scared Of Bums] Hobo I'm hobophobic so what, ah ah ah Philthy Phil Philantropist There's something wrong with mass consumption Freedom Lika Shoping Cart Bleeding Heart Disease How, many polluted my mind Hot Dog In a hallway She'll have another piece of pie Release The Hostages Stop, have a beer, it's on me She's been around a couple years Tasted 31 flavors there's only one she really hates What's The Matter With Kids Today There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood Partly owned tuder house Wooden white picket fence Mr. McCarthy killed the light, he didn't wake his lovely wife Whatever Didi Wants I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coach Birds sing, there's not a cloud in the sky, August 8th is a beautiful day Drop The World He won the race the judges concluded It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite Indescriminate i'd rather be elite Kids Of The k-hole Everybody needs some time away Murder The Government I wanna see the constitution burn Monosyllabic Girl I take her to aquarium, she says shark It's so easy to defend the status quo With everyone so cool and cynical All His Suits Are Torn Billy Cobin lost it all All Outta Angst I'm not insane, I'm not bummed out I'm Telling Tim You better watch out, you better not cry Dad's Bad News Don't believe a word your grandfather says Kill Rock Stars Kill the rock stars how ironic, Kathleen Eat The Meek y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longe The Desperation's Gone Trip down the stairs into hell Quart In Session It's funny how nothing seems much fun Falling In Love Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabin Where are all these stupid people from and how did they get to be so dumb Bottles To The Ground You know it when it's over Dinosaurs Will Die This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system Take Two Placebos & Call Me Lame Can't you see my soul worn on the second sleeve What's The Matter With Parents Today Dinosaurs Will Die This is not a test on the emergency broadcast system Thank God It's Monday I'm gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday Clams Have Feelings Too Birds are dumb cause small bird brains She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt Stranger Than Fishin Got a no string guitar, got a sunn beta head Pharmacist's Daughter Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate Bottles To The Ground You know it when it's over Total Bummer Go away sunny day My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't got monthly blood drips Light the match burn the flour Leave behind all the wrong Theme From a nofx album We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs Fun Things To Fuck [If You're a winner] fun things to fuck fun things to fuck Juice Head x6 Three On Speed ll we need, a little methanphetamens New Happy Birthday Song happy birthday, you're not special Talking 'Bout Yo Mamma 1, 2, 3, 4 Hangin' out in long beach a lil' party in the sun Can't Get The Stink Out what i scream about, can't get the stink out Go To Work Wasted i'm overhung, overslept Fuck Da Kids fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah Whoa On The Whoas we never like to sing whoa's Three Shits To The Wind happy days are here again Puke On Cops look at me now One, two, one, two, three. I gotta pee x16. Call 911 Fun Things To Fuck [If You're a winner] fun things to fuck fun things to fuck Juice Head x6 Three On Speed ll we need, a little methanphetamens New Happy Birthday Song happy birthday, you're not special Talking 'Bout Yo Mama 1, 2, 3, 4 Hangin' out in long beach a lil' party in the sun Can't Get The Stink Out what i scream about, can't get the stink out Go To Work Wasted i'm overhung, overslept Fuck The Kids fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck da kids, fuck yeah, yeah Whoa On The Whoas we never like to sing whoa's Puke On Cops look at me now One, two, one, two, three. I gotta pee x16. Call 911
| The Longest Line
In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a light Not just a headlight Like the one that's heading right for me It would be nice if things could turn out right Turn out right yeah Don't think I'll ever see the day I must have done something wrong Or maybe pissed off god I think of Chinese food when I think of life That's sweet and sour My life is sweet as saccharine You know 3 week old milk and grapes are not Not the same, No I am the one Johnny Carcinogen I must have fucked with some witch In turn she cursed me, cursed my life At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be If you need to find me, just go to The end of the longest line But officer that was a yellow light The light was red, son Insubordination, reckless driving I must be wrong, this can't be right I don't belong, this world is much to dangerous For someone lacking luck, like me At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be If you need to find me, just go to The end of the longest line At the end of the longest line That's where I will always be At the end of the longest line |